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| I cant believe that my detective skills failed me in unraveling the case of The Party And I cant believe my ninjas skills failed me I was caught so off guard, I think im just losing my edge, I guess im just not fit to be a ninja detective anymore but oh the fun it twas 
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| THE NOT SO INNOCENT FIELD MOUSE
I woke up the sun soaked into my face, this would be my last morning.
I peered over my shoulder and there sitting was a small mouse no larger than my thumb, he was smoking a pack of marlboro lights he took a puff and blew it into my face. The smoke stunk like a 1,000 rotting corpses on a sunny day.
 
That bastard mouse
any way, he looked to me as I was coughing and said
" you better chill the fuck out"
I didnt know how to respond, a field mouse was giving me orders.
I looked at him and stared into to his tiny beady eyes then with my cat like reflexes i flicked him off my shoulder
THE BATTLE WAS UNDERWAY
I grabbed my lightsaber he put his cig out on my dresser, that bastard, THAT BASTARD MOUSE RUINING MY FURNITURE! he would pay, he had to pay
"bring it on you tubby ass homosapien" the mouse said
I was sick of his bullshit it was time to slice-and-dice this rodent bitch up.
I struck at him with the saber he ducked and my attacked failed then out of no where he pulled out a small red and white ball
"ohh, shit" I said in dismay...the little ball was no ordinary ball it was...
A POKEBALL
"I summon you charizard!" screamed the mouse
And there standing in my room was a final evolve flame breathing charizard thanks to that bastard mouse.
but charizards all have one weakness...SEX
its a common fact that all charizards and flame pokemon for that matter love prostitutes
so i called one over named Daisy and her and the Charizard made some sweet Pokemon love
now that Charizard was out of the equation i could finally give that mouse a piece of my mind...so naturally i set up a mouse trap with some cheese and that dumbass rodent walked right into it I had prevailed once again proving that man is superior to all forms of life...except the mighty Hobbit.
and as for Charizard his ass got a present from the hooker... a little thing i like to call, HIV.
MiNiToAsT OUT!
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| My sched,
well i go from 2nd- 8th but 8th is my lunch, I guess that just means more nap time for me in the afternoon.
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| Watch this!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mWwXCQpssxs
and yes...you all have to watch the whole thing even though its 9 min long, the consequence of not watching this movie results in me challenging you toMortal Kombat and killing you so it would be in your best interest to watch
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